(Source: ForGIFs.com, via orgasmic-humor)

baraskank:

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD

(via musingsouls)

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lampsarepeopletoo:

thats just ambiguous enough to write on every true/false question

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My main problem with dieting

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clubs-of-champions:

illustratedpig:

temporarilycheating:

thepageofheart:

scrEAMS I WANT THIS ON MY BODY

RIGHT NOW FGFDJFfj

OMG I SAW THIS AT A MALL WHEN I WENT TO SEATTLE ADJSDKSFJXJA LOVE

I DON’T EVEN LIKE DRESSES BUT SCREAMS

WANT

(via iamthebricklayer)

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A short horror story:

where did the spider go?

(Source: lilykyrie, via orgasmic-humor)

prettyliar4u:

Life’s a party, live like there is no tomorrow. Because before you know it, it’ll all be over.

(via shattered-little-pieces)

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